E-coli

Tons of vegetables wasted, millions of Euros lost, thousands of people losing their jobs, panic and hysteria all over the world - do you really think all that comes from the innocently called e-coli? Didn't everything start after good old bin Laden was killed? What if his supporters finally triggered the bacteriological warfare? No more explosions, no more planes hitting sky-scrapers, no more kamikaze, just pissing off the latent e-coli which we all carry inside. What could be simpler and more efficient than that?